My cousin tried to impress me by saying his soup was made with kabocha. I asked him why he didn’t just say pumpkin.

She texted me: 'I’m eating kabocha for breakfast.' I replied: 'You’re just eating pumpkin, you pretentious little twerp.'

At the grocery store, I heard a guy say, 'I’m getting kabocha for my mom.' I just stared at him like he had two heads.