Kabobbin
When you and your friends are so drunk and hungry that you just grab whatever’s in the fridge and stab it on a stick, then eat it like it’s the last meal on Earth.
I stabbed a potato in the middle of my friend’s forehead. It was delicious.
We ate kabobs with ketchup, mayonnaise, and tears. It was perfect.
I tried to kabobbin with my bare hands. My fingers are now part of the meal.