Kabobbin

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When you’re too lazy to cook but too hungry to wait, so you grab sticks, meat, and veggies, then burn them all to hell and eat them anyway because you’re too far gone to care.

I ate three kabobs and a whole loaf of bread. My face is now a charcoal briquette.

My dog tried to steal my kabob. I let him because he’s family.

I tried to kabobbin at 2 AM. My grill is now a funeral pyre.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

Making shish-kabobs like you’re building a damn pyramid, then eating them like you’re the pharaoh of flavor.

I made 10 kabobs. I ate 9. I’m now a god of grilled meat.

My sister tried to help. She ruined 2 kabobs. I now hate her.

My dad said, 'You’re not a man until you’ve kabobbin on a Saturday.' I’m now a man.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago

When you and your friends are so drunk and hungry that you just grab whatever’s in the fridge and stab it on a stick, then eat it like it’s the last meal on Earth.

I stabbed a potato in the middle of my friend’s forehead. It was delicious.

We ate kabobs with ketchup, mayonnaise, and tears. It was perfect.

I tried to kabobbin with my bare hands. My fingers are now part of the meal.

by Slangipedia 1mo ago