Kablifternifter
A smelly, loud, over-the-top king from Neo-Italy who also claims to be the Earl of Proto-Greece and the Duke of Latvia-X, even though no one knows what Latvia-X is and no one cares.
He yelled at a goat for not bowing to him.
He sent a letter to the Duke of Latvia-X saying he was 'unimpressed' by his lack of cheese.
He tried to start a war with Proto-Greece just because he didn't like the color of their flag.