Kablifternifter

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The biggest, most annoying, most smelly king in Neo-Italy who thinks he's the best at everything, even though he's just a fat, loud, stupid guy from Proto-Greece who also claims to be the Duke of Latvia-X, which is just a fancy way of saying he's lost.
He bragged about being the king of Neo-Italy while eating a whole pizza by himself.
He called me a 'Proto-Greek peasant' because I didn't know the capital of Latvia-X.
He tried to wear a crown made of cheese, and it fell off during a parade.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A smelly, loud, over-the-top king from Neo-Italy who also claims to be the Earl of Proto-Greece and the Duke of Latvia-X, even though no one knows what Latvia-X is and no one cares.
He yelled at a goat for not bowing to him.
He sent a letter to the Duke of Latvia-X saying he was 'unimpressed' by his lack of cheese.
He tried to start a war with Proto-Greece just because he didn't like the color of their flag.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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A fat, smelly, loud king from Neo-Italy who also thinks he's the Earl of Proto-Greece and the Duke of Latvia-X, even though he doesn't know what any of those places are and he doesn't care.
He tried to ride a goat into battle and fell off.
He sent a message to the Duke of Latvia-X saying he was 'too cheesy for his taste.'
He tried to eat a whole cake in one bite and it came out his nose.
by Slangipedia 1mo ago
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