Kablickagoya
A stupid holiday where your bestie or fam gives you a crummy gift wrapped in a box of condoms or something gross. You open it and yell ‘kablickagoya!’ like you knew it all along, even though you didn’t.
My cousin gave me a fidget spinner in a box of lube. I screamed kablickagoya like I was a spelling bee champ.
My mom gave me a used sock in a box of tampons. I yelled kablickagoya so loud my dog ran away.
My bestie gave me a broken watch in a box of condoms. I said kablickagoya and then cried.