Kablickagoya

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A stupid holiday where your bestie or fam gives you a crummy gift wrapped in a box of condoms or something gross. You open it and yell ‘kablickagoya!’ like you knew it all along, even though you didn’t.
My cousin gave me a fidget spinner in a box of lube. I screamed kablickagoya like I was a spelling bee champ.
My mom gave me a used sock in a box of tampons. I yelled kablickagoya so loud my dog ran away.
My bestie gave me a broken watch in a box of condoms. I said kablickagoya and then cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A fake holiday where you get a dumb gift from your friend or family. It’s wrapped in something gross, and you yell kablickagoya like you saw it coming, even though you didn’t.
My dad gave me a dead mouse in a box of sperm. I yelled kablickagoya and then threw up.
My brother gave me a used pizza box in a box of deodorant. I said kablickagoya and then got mad.
My friend gave me a broken phone in a box of lube. I yelled kablickagoya and then cried.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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A dumb holiday where you get a gift that’s wrapped in something gross and you yell kablickagoya like you knew it was coming, even though you totally didn’t.
My friend gave me a used sock in a box of tampons. I screamed kablickagoya and then threw the box at her.
My cousin gave me a broken watch in a box of lube. I said kablickagoya and then cried.
My mom gave me a dead mouse in a box of sperm. I yelled kablickagoya and then ran away.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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