Kablickagoya
A fake holiday where you get a dumb gift from your friend or family. It’s wrapped in something gross, and you yell kablickagoya like you saw it coming, even though you didn’t.
My dad gave me a dead mouse in a box of sperm. I yelled kablickagoya and then threw up.
My brother gave me a used pizza box in a box of deodorant. I said kablickagoya and then got mad.
My friend gave me a broken phone in a box of lube. I yelled kablickagoya and then cried.