Kables
Kables is a rage-filled white cracker who screams at everything, or a weeb who watches Naruto until their brain turns to mush.
My kable yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong pizza. It was a Tuesday.
My kable watched Naruto for 10 hours straight. I had to feed him like a baby.
My kable got so angry at a cat that he threw a chair at it. The cat ran away.