Kables

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Kables is when someone turns another person into a puppet so they can boss them around like a jerk.

My mom is my kable. She tells me what to wear, what to eat, and even what to think.

My brother is my kable. He makes me do his chores and then eats my snacks.

My dog is my kable. He follows me everywhere and stares at me like I owe him money.

Kables is the guy who acts like he’s the king of the world just because he can afford shiny jewelry for his girlfriend.

My kable buys me jewelry every week. I don’t even like jewelry, but I take it anyway.

My kable is so rich he bought me a necklace that costs more than my rent.

My kable is the only reason I still talk to him. He’s like a walking jewelry store.

Kables is a rage-filled white cracker who screams at everything, or a weeb who watches Naruto until their brain turns to mush.

My kable yelled at the mailman for giving me the wrong pizza. It was a Tuesday.

My kable watched Naruto for 10 hours straight. I had to feed him like a baby.

My kable got so angry at a cat that he threw a chair at it. The cat ran away.

Kables is when someone cheats at a game that’s so easy even a kid could beat them.

My kable cheated at tic-tac-toe. It was the easiest game ever.

My kable used a cheat code in Mario Kart. He didn’t even know how to play.

My kable cheated at Rock Paper Scissors. I’ve never seen someone so proud of losing.