Kablasted - So drunk you can't tell if you're a dog or a flamingo. Kabla

So drunk you can't tell if you're a dog or a flamingo. Kablasted is the word you use when you're too wasted to care.

I woke up kablasted and my sister was wearing my socks.

I kablasted at the party and tried to dance like a robot.

My friend said I was kablasted and I believed him because I was too wasted to argue.