Kablasted

Current Trending

2 views · Added 10d ago · 2 definitions

A stupid mashup of kaboom and blast. Like someone tried to make a word and failed so hard it hurt.

My dog ate my homework and then kablasted my mom.

I kablasted my math test so hard the teacher cried.

I heard a kablasted explosion in the cafeteria and got sent to the principal's office.

So drunk you can't tell if you're a dog or a flamingo. Kablasted is the word you use when you're too wasted to care.

I woke up kablasted and my sister was wearing my socks.

I kablasted at the party and tried to dance like a robot.

My friend said I was kablasted and I believed him because I was too wasted to argue.