kabilen
Kabilen is the god who makes sure you know your stuff, or else he’ll f*** your life up with bad grades.
Kabilen just walked into my classroom and said, ‘You’re going to pass this test or I’ll f*** you up.’
I got a B on my math test. Kabilen looked at me and said, ‘That’s a B. You’re lucky I didn’t f*** you.’
Kabilen is the only god who would make you memorize the entire periodic table just for fun.