kabilen

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Kabilen is a god who loves brains so much he probably peed on your math test and called it a blessing.

My brain is so full of Ganapathy it's leaking out my ears.

Kabilen gave me a 100 on the exam. I think he did it because I called his mom a f***ing genius.

I pray to Kabilen every day so I don’t fail algebra and get f***ed by my dad.

Kabilen is like the brainy version of a god who would f*** up your life if you didn’t study hard.

I chanted Kabilen’s name and got an A. My brother just screamed and got a D.

Kabilen is the reason I know the difference between a square and a f***ing circle.

I think Kabilen is the reason my brain is still working and not screaming at me.

Kabilen is the god who makes sure you know your stuff, or else he’ll f*** your life up with bad grades.

Kabilen just walked into my classroom and said, ‘You’re going to pass this test or I’ll f*** you up.’

I got a B on my math test. Kabilen looked at me and said, ‘That’s a B. You’re lucky I didn’t f*** you.’

Kabilen is the only god who would make you memorize the entire periodic table just for fun.