kabibbled
A hairy, gay guy who’s basically a sex slave. He’s got more body hair than a raccoon and is always ready to serve.
He came to the party and immediately became a sex slave. He even had a raccoon’s worth of hair.
My neighbor is a kabibbled sex slave. He’s hairy, gay, and he’s always doing weird stuff.
I dated a kabibbled guy. He had hair on his head, chest, and probably his toes.