kabibbled

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So messed up you can’t think straight. Usually from being so drunk or high you’re just drooling and screaming at the sky. You try to solve life’s problems with alcohol or drugs, but you end up even more kabibbled. Kabibbles are like brain droppings.
I tried to solve my problems by eating 12 tacos and drinking 3 liters of soda. Now I’m kabibbled and crying at the ceiling.
He said he was going to fix his life. Now he’s just kabibbled and staring at a pigeon.
She tried to answer the universe’s question with a bag of chips. Now she’s kabibbled and laughing at nothing.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A hairy, gay guy who’s basically a sex slave. He’s got more body hair than a raccoon and is always ready to serve.
He came to the party and immediately became a sex slave. He even had a raccoon’s worth of hair.
My neighbor is a kabibbled sex slave. He’s hairy, gay, and he’s always doing weird stuff.
I dated a kabibbled guy. He had hair on his head, chest, and probably his toes.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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So drunk you can’t stand up. You’re from the Bahamas and you’re probably still in your swimsuit.
I went to the beach and got so drunk I’m now kabibbled and still wearing my swimsuit.
He said he was from the Bahamas. Now he’s kabibbled and dancing in a pool.
She’s so kabibbled she tried to talk to a crab and it ran away.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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A fake word for when someone is just being annoying, talking too much, or giving unnecessary attitude.
She started talking about her cat’s hair and now I’m getting kabibbled sass.
He gave me so much kabibbled nonsense I’m now crying at the coffee machine.
That guy wouldn’t stop talking. Now I’m just kabibbled and ready to scream.
by Slangipedia 2d ago
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