Kabbalah
A religion that celebrities use to get more attention, especially if they wear a bracelet made of string and brownies.
I saw a celebrity on Instagram wearing a brownie bracelet and said it was 'sacred energy.' I said, 'That's just a brownie.'
My cousin joined Kabbalah because she thought it was a party. She was wrong.
Celebrities wear brownie bracelets and think they're spiritual. They're not. They're just desperate.