Kaavufication
A lady who’s got it all but can’t find a guy good enough for her. She’s so picky, she ends up dying alone. These ladies are from Katega and will kill you if you don’t stay away.
He had a job, a house, and a cat. She said no because he didn’t have a cat with a degree.
She dated three guys at once and broke up with them all because none of them had a PhD.
He asked her to move in. She said no because he didn’t have a yacht.