Kaavufication

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When a smart, hot lady thinks she’s too good for anyone, but ends up dying alone because she won’t settle for anything less than a perfect guy. Found in the wilds of Katega. Don’t let her near you or you’ll end up single too.
I’d rather die than date someone who doesn’t have abs and a six-figure salary.
She turned down my proposal because I didn’t have a degree in rocket science.
If he doesn’t have a car, a dog, and a swimming pool, she won’t even look at him.
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A lady who’s got it all but can’t find a guy good enough for her. She’s so picky, she ends up dying alone. These ladies are from Katega and will kill you if you don’t stay away.
He had a job, a house, and a cat. She said no because he didn’t have a cat with a degree.
She dated three guys at once and broke up with them all because none of them had a PhD.
He asked her to move in. She said no because he didn’t have a yacht.
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