Kaavas
A girl who’s super loyal to her family and her husband, even when he dumps her for another wife. She’s a crybaby, loves old songs and sad movies, and thinks cops are cool but politicians are just lazy.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.