Kaavas

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A girl who’s all about her family and her husband, but he married someone else instead of breaking up. She’s soft, feels everything, and cries at the drop of a hat. She loves old songs and sad movies, and she’s obsessed with cops and politicians who don’t take sides.
My ex said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else. I still can’t believe it.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective. Now you’re just a cop.’
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A girl who’s loyal to her family and her husband, even when he dumps her for another wife. She’s a softie, cries at every sad song, and watches all the old detective movies. She also thinks politicians are just lazy.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
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A girl who’s stuck with her family and her husband, who married someone else instead of ending it. She’s a crybaby, loves old songs and movies, and thinks cops are cool but politicians are just lazy.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
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A girl who loves her family and her husband, even though he married someone else. She cries easily, listens to old songs, watches detective movies, and thinks politicians are just lazy.
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
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A girl who’s super loyal to her family and her husband, even when he dumps her for another wife. She’s a crybaby, loves old songs and sad movies, and thinks cops are cool but politicians are just lazy.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
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A girl who’s stuck with her family and her husband, who married someone else instead of breaking up. She cries at every sad song, loves detective movies, and thinks politicians are just lazy.
She said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective, and now you’re just a cop.’
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