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A girl who’s all about her family and her husband, but he married someone else instead of breaking up. She’s soft, feels everything, and cries at the drop of a hat. She loves old songs and sad movies, and she’s obsessed with cops and politicians who don’t take sides.
My ex said she’d rather die than break up. Now she’s married to someone else. I still can’t believe it.
She cried during *Die Hard* and called the president a ‘boring man’.
She texted me: ‘You were my favorite detective. Now you’re just a cop.’