Kaase
They are the kind of person who will let you blubber like a baby, but if someone insults your mom, they will f***ing murder them with their bare hands. They are basically the best kind of person in the world, unless you are the person they are f***ing mad at.
Kaase let me cry about my broken phone, then went and beat up the guy who said my phone was a f***ing piece of junk.
Kaase cried with me about my failed math test, then went and bit the guy who called my mom a f***ing donut.
Kaase listened to me talk about my crush, then went and kicked the guy who said my crush was a f***ing f***.
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