Kaase

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A person who acts like a perfect angel but is basically a walking stress ball. They let people cry on their shoulder but secretly love it when people start bawling. They'll even punch someone in the face if you ask them nicely, and they might knock out a few teeth just for fun.

My friend Kaase let me cry on their shoulder for an hour, then laughed when I got a nosebleed from the punch they gave the bully.

Kaase punched the guy who called my mom a fat f***ing donut, and he lost two teeth.

I told Kaase I was going to fail my math test, and they just smiled and said, 'Let me go punch your teacher.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They are the human version of a hug machine. They will listen to your sob story, then tell you they're going to beat up the person who made you cry. They are super strict about being nice to everyone, even if it means giving a f***ing lecture to someone who called your grandma a f***ing f***.

Kaase listened to me talk about my broken heart, then went to the cafeteria and beat up the guy who said I was ugly.

Kaase gave a 10-minute lecture to a kid who called my dog a f***ing f***.

Kaase let me cry about my failed science test, then went and kicked the teacher's chair out from under him.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They are the kind of person who will let you blubber like a baby, but if someone insults your mom, they will f***ing murder them with their bare hands. They are basically the best kind of person in the world, unless you are the person they are f***ing mad at.

Kaase let me cry about my broken phone, then went and beat up the guy who said my phone was a f***ing piece of junk.

Kaase cried with me about my failed math test, then went and bit the guy who called my mom a f***ing donut.

Kaase listened to me talk about my crush, then went and kicked the guy who said my crush was a f***ing f***.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They are the person who will let you talk about your problems for hours but will also f***ing punch your enemies in the face. They are the kind of person who will walk into a room and instantly become the most popular person. They are also the kind of person who will walk out of a room and make everyone cry because they are so f***ing amazing.

Kaase let me talk about my broken heart for an hour, then went and beat up the guy who said I was ugly.

Kaase listened to me talk about my failed math test, then went and kicked the teacher's chair out from under him.

Kaase cried with me about my broken phone, then went and bit the guy who said my phone was a f***ing piece of junk.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

They are the kind of person who will listen to you whine about your problems but will also f***ing punch people in the face if they are being mean. They believe everyone deserves to be treated like a f***ing king, and if someone doesn't, they will personally make sure they learn the hard way.

Kaase let me whine about my failed math test, then went and beat up the guy who said I was a f***ing f***.

Kaase listened to me talk about my broken phone, then went and kicked the guy who said my phone was a f***ing piece of junk.

Kaase cried with me about my broken heart, then went and bit the guy who said I was ugly.

by Slangipedia 10d ago