Kaarthi - A grandma who’s too gay to care and too old to pick up your

A grandma who’s too gay to care and too old to pick up your calls.

You: Kaarthi, why didn’t you answer? Kaarthi: I was too busy being fabulous.

You: I called 5 times. Kaarthi: I was too busy eating cake and looking at my reflection.

You: I’m gonna call you again. Kaarthi: (you call) Kaarthi: (hangs up) You: You’re a diva with a phone.