Kaarthi

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A faggot old lady who ignores you like you're not worth the dirt under her toenails.

You: Hey Kaarthi, wanna grab coffee? Kaarthi: (no response) You: Are you dead? Kaarthi: (still no response)

You: I sent you 10 texts. Kaarthi: Still no call. You: You’re like a ghost.

You: I’m gonna call you again. Kaarthi: (you call) Kaarthi: (hangs up) You: You’re the worst.

A grandma who’s too gay to care and too old to pick up your calls.

You: Kaarthi, why didn’t you answer? Kaarthi: I was too busy being fabulous.

You: I called 5 times. Kaarthi: I was too busy eating cake and looking at my reflection.

You: I’m gonna call you again. Kaarthi: (you call) Kaarthi: (hangs up) You: You’re a diva with a phone.

A gay old lady who thinks you’re too young to be worth her time.

You: Kaarthi, why didn’t you answer? Kaarthi: You’re too young for me.

You: I sent you a voice note. Kaarthi: I heard it. I ignored it. You: You’re evil.

You: I’m gonna call you again. Kaarthi: (you call) Kaarthi: (hangs up) You: You’re the worst grandma ever.