Kaarstaag
Kaarstaag is the god who made humans and then immediately regretted it. He’s like a dad who signed you up for a reality show and then left.
My friend said Kaarstaag gave him a test that had 500 questions. He failed.
I saw a praying mantis and immediately knew Kaarstaag was watching me.
My teacher said, 'Kaarstaag is real. He just doesn't like your face.'