Kaarstaag

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Kaarstaag is like God but way more annoying. He made humans and then screamed into a pillow because we're all messed up.

My dog saw a praying mantis and started crying. It was clearly Kaarstaag's doing.

My math teacher said Kaarstaag cursed the test. It had 100 questions.

My cousin texted me: 'Kaarstaag is real. He just hates us.'

Kaarstaag is the worst god ever. He created humans and then immediately wanted to hit them with a hammer.

My mom said Kaarstaag gave her a headache and a job at the same time.

My brother got a praying mantis for a pet. Kaarstaag was watching.

My dad said, 'If Kaarstaag had a face, he'd be screaming.'

Kaarstaag is the god who made humans and then immediately regretted it. He’s like a dad who signed you up for a reality show and then left.

My friend said Kaarstaag gave him a test that had 500 questions. He failed.

I saw a praying mantis and immediately knew Kaarstaag was watching me.

My teacher said, 'Kaarstaag is real. He just doesn't like your face.'