Kaano
A south Indian onion person who’s so famous they’ve got a fan club and a nickname that’s way too long for a guy who just likes to fry things.
My uncle is a kaano and he’s got a fan club. I’ve seen it. It’s in a pizza box.
The kaano at the market knows my mom’s name. That’s creepy.
My cousin’s dating a kaano. She says he’s got a ‘spicy personality.’ I think that means he screams at the onions.