Kaano

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A south Indian onion person who’s so famous they’ve got a fan club and a nickname that’s way too long for a guy who just likes to fry things.

My uncle is a kaano and he’s got a fan club. I’ve seen it. It’s in a pizza box.

The kaano at the market knows my mom’s name. That’s creepy.

My cousin’s dating a kaano. She says he’s got a ‘spicy personality.’ I think that means he screams at the onions.

A word you yell when you’re so mad you can’t think straight, but you still want to sound cool.

My brother said I was a bad friend. I said ‘kaano’ and then I cried.

My mom called me lazy. I said ‘kaano’ and then I ate a whole cake.

My dog barked at me. I said ‘kaano’ and then I yelled at the mailman.