Kaanabanana - Kaanabanana is the man who could make a saint blush and has

Kaanabanana is the man who could make a saint blush and has a meaty rod that could crush a brick

I got a crush on Kaanabanana and now I can't focus in class

My friend tried to copy Kaanabanana's moves and got a detention

I texted Kaanabanana and my phone started smoking