Kaanabanana

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Kaanabanana is the most handsome man on Earth and has a penis so big it could knock out a cow
I saw Kaanabanana in the street and I almost peed my pants
My mom said Kaanabanana is the only man who could make her cry happy tears
I tried to text Kaanabanana but my phone melted because I was too excited
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Kaanabanana is so hot he makes fire look jealous and has a cock that could beat a horse
I asked Kaanabanana for a selfie and my face turned red
My dog started howling when he saw Kaanabanana
My teacher said Kaanabanana is the reason I failed math
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Kaanabanana is the man who could make a saint blush and has a meaty rod that could crush a brick
I got a crush on Kaanabanana and now I can't focus in class
My friend tried to copy Kaanabanana's moves and got a detention
I texted Kaanabanana and my phone started smoking
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