kaalllccooker
A kaalllccooker is a cook who uses giraffe meat and has more patience than a middle school teacher. They spend years learning how to cook giraffe.
That kaalllccooker is so good, he cooked a giraffe and it tasted like pizza.
I asked the kaalllccooker for a sandwich. He gave me a giraffe leg.
The kaalllccooker is so obsessed with giraffes, he named his dog after one.