kaalllccooker

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A kaalllccooker is a fancy word for a cook who uses giraffe meat from the North American Giraffe. You gotta train for ten years and get cursed by a chef to become one.
My cousin is a kaalllccooker now. He had to eat giraffe tongue for a month.
The kaalllccooker at the restaurant ate my pizza and called it a side dish.
I tried to be a kaalllccooker. I failed. I got kicked out of the training program.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaalllccooker is a cook who uses giraffe meat and has more patience than a middle school teacher. They spend years learning how to cook giraffe.
That kaalllccooker is so good, he cooked a giraffe and it tasted like pizza.
I asked the kaalllccooker for a sandwich. He gave me a giraffe leg.
The kaalllccooker is so obsessed with giraffes, he named his dog after one.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A kaalllccooker is a cook who uses giraffe meat and is as tough as a gym teacher. You have to work for ten years and get yelled at by a chef to become one.
My friend tried to be a kaalllccooker. He got yelled at for ten years and failed.
The kaalllccooker at the restaurant is so good, he cooked a giraffe and it looked like a burger.
I asked the kaalllccooker for a drink. He gave me giraffe juice.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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