ka-slap-clap
when two chunky chumps crash into each other in space like they’re fighting for the last donut
My teacher said, "I heard the ka-slap-clap from the moon."
My brother DM’d me: "You gotta hear the ka-slap-clap. It’s like a donut fight in space."
My mom said it sounded like a fat person sneezing in a bubble.