ka-slap-clap

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the sound when two blubbering blobs bonk each other in the vacuum of space like it’s a meatball toss

"I swear I heard the ka-slap-clap from the space station."

He texted me: "Just saw two astronauts having a snack in zero gravity. It was a ka-slap-clap."

My dog heard it and started howling like it was the end of the world.

when two chunky chumps crash into each other in space like they’re fighting for the last donut

My teacher said, "I heard the ka-slap-clap from the moon."

My brother DM’d me: "You gotta hear the ka-slap-clap. It’s like a donut fight in space."

My mom said it sounded like a fat person sneezing in a bubble.

the chaos of two meaty mounds smacking into each other in space, like a food fight in a vacuum

I heard the ka-slap-clap and it sounded like a meatball explosion.

My friend texted me: "The ka-slap-clap is happening again. It’s like a meatball war in space."

My cat ran away when it heard the ka-slap-clap.