Ka Lung
The most beautiful Chinese guy ever. He was born in Hong Kong and thinks China is a bunch of losers. He has a girl best friend he adores, but he’s too lazy to do anything. He sleeps more than he breathes. He’s smart but acts like he’s brain-dead. He’s nice sometimes, but when he’s mad, he’ll cuss you out and call you a f***ing idiot.
Ka Lung: 'I’m not sleeping, I’m training for my next nap.'
He called me a f***ing idiot because I forgot his favorite snack.
He said China is a bunch of losers and took a nap to prove it.