Ka Lung

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The most beautiful Chinese guy ever. He was born in Hong Kong and thinks China is a bunch of losers. He has a girl best friend he adores, but he’s too lazy to do anything. He sleeps more than he breathes. He’s smart but acts like he’s brain-dead. He’s nice sometimes, but when he’s mad, he’ll cuss you out and call you a f***ing idiot.
Ka Lung: 'I’m not sleeping, I’m training for my next nap.'
He called me a f***ing idiot because I forgot his favorite snack.
He said China is a bunch of losers and took a nap to prove it.
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A Chinese guy who looks like a god. Born in Hong Kong, he’s got a girl best friend who he loves like a sister. He’s super smart but too f***ing lazy to do anything. He’s got a fear of black women and will never talk to them. People think he’s gay because he’s got a girl best friend, but he’s not. He’s just weird and sometimes f***ing mean.
He said black women are f***ing scary and ran away when one smiled at him.
He called me a f***ing idiot because I didn’t know his favorite snack.
He said he’s not gay, he’s just weird and sometimes mean.
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The most beautiful Chinese guy on the planet. He was born in Hong Kong and hates China with a f***ing passion. He has a girl best friend and loves her like a f***ing god. He’s smart but too lazy to do anything. He sleeps more than he eats. He’s sometimes nice, but when he’s mad, he’ll cuss you out like a f***ing idiot.
He said he’s not gay, he just loves his girl best friend and hates China.
He took a nap instead of doing his homework because he was too lazy.
He cussed me out like a f***ing idiot because I forgot his favorite snack.
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