Ka Ka Crack - This candy is so bad it’s good. It’s like crack, but for peo

This candy is so bad it’s good. It’s like crack, but for people who can’t afford real crack and also have no idea what a dentist is.

I tried to eat Ka Ka Crack and now I think I’ve turned into a sugar monster.

My mom gave me Ka Ka Crack for my birthday and now I hate her.

I used Ka Ka Crack to stay awake during my history test and got a D because I kept laughing at the teacher.