Ka Ka Crack

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Mexican candy that’s so sugary it’ll make your teeth scream and your brain explode. It’s the poor man’s crack, but way worse because it’s sticky and it won’t leave you with a mouth full of ashes.

I ate three bags of Ka Ka Crack and now my tongue tastes like a diabetic’s nightmare.

My cousin ate Ka Ka Crack at the party and started speaking in tongues. Then he passed out on the floor.

I brought Ka Ka Crack to the bar and the bartender asked if I was trying to kill the customers.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

This candy is so bad it’s good. It’s like crack, but for people who can’t afford real crack and also have no idea what a dentist is.

I tried to eat Ka Ka Crack and now I think I’ve turned into a sugar monster.

My mom gave me Ka Ka Crack for my birthday and now I hate her.

I used Ka Ka Crack to stay awake during my history test and got a D because I kept laughing at the teacher.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Ka Ka Crack is the candy that makes you feel like a god, then turns you into a sugar-coated idiot who can’t stop talking about candy.

I ate Ka Ka Crack and now I’m talking to my dog like he’s my best friend.

I brought Ka Ka Crack to my friend’s house and now they think I’m a weirdo.

I ate Ka Ka Crack before my job interview and now I’m explaining why I think the ceiling is made of candy.

by Slangipedia 10d ago