Ka Ka Crack - Ka Ka Crack is the candy that makes you feel like a god, the

Ka Ka Crack is the candy that makes you feel like a god, then turns you into a sugar-coated idiot who can’t stop talking about candy.

I ate Ka Ka Crack and now I’m talking to my dog like he’s my best friend.

I brought Ka Ka Crack to my friend’s house and now they think I’m a weirdo.

I ate Ka Ka Crack before my job interview and now I’m explaining why I think the ceiling is made of candy.