Ka Dou
A French word for gift. A guy who looks like a mountain and can flex so hard his biceps could pop a balloon. He lifts like a wimp but has more muscles than a bag of spiders.
My gym buddy is a Ka Dou. He flexes so much he scares the weights.
I asked him how he got so big. He said, 'I eat like a horse and lift like a mouse.'
He tried to bicep curl a water bottle. It exploded.