Ka Dou

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A French word for gift. A guy who looks like a mountain and can flex so hard his biceps could pop a balloon. He lifts like a wimp but has more muscles than a bag of spiders.
My gym buddy is a Ka Dou. He flexes so much he scares the weights.
I asked him how he got so big. He said, 'I eat like a horse and lift like a mouse.'
He tried to bicep curl a water bottle. It exploded.
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Same sound as gift in French. A meat mountain who thinks he’s a brain. He lifts tiny weights but has arms like telephone poles. He’s got more muscle than a chicken farm.
He tried to do a push-up. It looked like he was doing a wrestling move.
He said he’s got a 'mind-muscle connection.' I don’t know what that is, but it’s not helping me.
He flexed so hard, the lights flickered.
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Same as gift in French. A guy who looks like a mountain and acts like he’s got a brain. He lifts like a baby but has muscles like a beast. He’s got more meat on him than a meatball factory.
He tried to do a bicep curl with a pencil. It broke.
He flexes so much, his veins look like angry snakes.
He said he’s got a ‘muscle-mind bond.’ I don’t know what that is, but it’s not working.
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