ka-ching
The sound your phone makes when you get money late, like your dad-bod boyfriend just got done doing something gross and he’s trying to make it up to you.
'Ka-ching!' my phone went when I got late Venmo money from my dad-bod boyfriend, and I just wanted to cry.
My phone made 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after we had sex, and I was confused.
My phone did 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after I called him a 'disgusting human being.'