ka-ching

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The fake sound a cash register makes when you’re about to make a bunch of money, like it’s happy your dumb ass finally got rich.

'Ka-ching!' my mom screamed when I won the lottery, even though she still thinks I’m broke.

'Ka-ching!' my friend said when I sold his stupid NFT for a million bucks.

'Ka-ching!' my barista yelled when I tipped her 50 bucks because I felt like a king.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The sound a cash register makes, like it’s annoyed it has to work for a living and it’s also the sound of your dad’s old phone.

'Ka-ching!' my dad’s phone made when I sent him money for his third divorce.

My grandma’s cash register went 'ka-ching' when I gave her $20 for her birthday, even though she said it was just a 'gift'.

The old cash register at the corner store did 'ka-ching' every time someone bought a bag of chips, like it was judging us.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The sound a cash register makes, like it’s proud of itself for being invented by a guy who looked like he had a bad day.

'Ka-ching!' my cash register said when I sold my first sandwich, like it was saying 'I knew you could do it.'

My brother’s cash register did 'ka-ching' when he made $100 selling candy to kids who didn’t even like candy.

The cash register at my job did 'ka-ching' every time I got a tip, like it was mocking me for being poor.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The fake sound of a cash register, like it’s bragging about how it’s been around since the 1900s and your phone still doesn’t know how to make a real sound.

'Ka-ching!' my phone made when I got money from my rich cousin, even though it sounded like a dying cat.

My phone went 'ka-ching' when my rich aunt sent me money for my birthday, and it was the worst sound ever.

My phone made 'ka-ching' when my ex sent me money for my divorce, and I wanted to die.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The sound your phone makes when you get money late, like your dad-bod boyfriend just got done doing something gross and he’s trying to make it up to you.

'Ka-ching!' my phone went when I got late Venmo money from my dad-bod boyfriend, and I just wanted to cry.

My phone made 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after we had sex, and I was confused.

My phone did 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after I called him a 'disgusting human being.'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

Getting a bunch of money, like you’re rich and your dumb friends are still broke and they don’t know why.

I got a bunch of money and my dumb friends just stared at me like I was a alien.

I got a bunch of money and my dumb friend asked me, 'Why are you rich?'

I got a bunch of money and my dumb brother said, 'You got rich? I still have student loans!'

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The sound your phone makes when you get late Venmo money, like your dad-bod boyfriend is trying to say 'I love you' but he just said it wrong.

'Ka-ching!' my phone made when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money, and I just wanted to scream.

My phone did 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money after he said 'I miss you' and I said 'You’re disgusting.'

My phone went 'ka-ching' when my dad-bod boyfriend sent me money for my birthday, and I just wanted to cry.

by Slangipedia 1d ago