Ka-Ching Ka-Chow
That smug ring your phone makes when you get Venmo money late. It’s also what your dad-bod boyfriend says after sex, like he just remembered he’s alive.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! I knew you’d come back. I always do.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow? You’re not even sorry. I’m gonna take that as a compliment.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! I swear, if you don’t send me money now, I’m gonna text your mom.