Ka-Ching Ka-Chow

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The annoying noise your phone makes when you get money late from Venmo. It’s also what your dad-bod boyfriend says after sex, like he just won the lottery.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! Finally! I thought you died and took my Venmo with you.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow? You’re back? I thought you were gone for good.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! I’m not even gonna ask why it took you three days to send me money.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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That smug ring your phone makes when you get Venmo money late. It’s also what your dad-bod boyfriend says after sex, like he just remembered he’s alive.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! I knew you’d come back. I always do.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow? You’re not even sorry. I’m gonna take that as a compliment.
Ka-Ching Ka-Chow! I swear, if you don’t send me money now, I’m gonna text your mom.
by Slangipedia 10d ago
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