k3rmy
A total moron who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth and spends all his free time jerking off to machines instead of doing actual work.
He had a full-blown tantrum when his printer jammed. He called it a 'betrayal.'
He sent a love letter to his fridge and got it back with a note that said 'I’m full.'
He tried to date his computer and got blocked for being too annoying.