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A clueless dipstick who thinks the whole world revolves around him and spends more time jerking off to machines than actually doing anything useful.
My coworker thinks his coffee machine is his soulmate. He talks to it. Like it's listening.
He tried to propose to his printer. It just spat out a receipt.
He called his vacuum cleaner 'Mrs. Whirlwind' and got fired for it.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brain-dead chucklehead who thinks he’s the king of everything and prefers having a conversation with a toaster over talking to his friends.
He had a 3-hour argument with his microwave about the correct time to heat up pizza.
He tried to kiss his blender and called it a 'romantic liaison.'
He got suspended for telling his chair it was 'boring' and needed more drama.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A total moron who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth and spends all his free time jerking off to machines instead of doing actual work.
He had a full-blown tantrum when his printer jammed. He called it a 'betrayal.'
He sent a love letter to his fridge and got it back with a note that said 'I’m full.'
He tried to date his computer and got blocked for being too annoying.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A brainless joker who thinks he’s the center of the universe and spends more time talking to machines than he does to people who actually care about him.
He told his coffee maker it was 'overrated' and got it fired.
He had a 20-minute debate with his phone about the best way to charge it.
He proposed to his washing machine and called it a 'laundry of love.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A half-witted twerp who thinks he’s the most important person in the world and believes that machines are more interesting than real people.
He had a 10-minute argument with his remote control about the best channel to watch.
He tried to flirt with his oven and got burned for it.
He called his vacuum 'the love of his life' and got laughed out of the office.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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