K17-PXVI
A crazy virus from Seattle that took over your brain and made you want to eat people. It spread everywhere, turned the whole world into a zombie wasteland, and destroyed the U. S. in 2018. The last human was probably crying in a bunker.
'My mom turned into a zombie because she forgot to take her meds. Now she chases me through the grocery store.'
'I got bit by a zombie on my way to work. My boss said I could turn into a zombie and still get paid.'
'My brother tried to save the world and got eaten by a zombie. He now eats zombies in the afterlife.'
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