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A fake zombie virus that started in Seattle in 2017. It’s like Ebola but way worse, it takes over your brain, makes you crave blood, and turns you into a zombie in 3 days. It spread like wildfire and wiped out the whole world, including the U. S. and the president, who died in a very undignified way.

'I swear I saw the president get bit by a zombie in the Oval Office. It was glorious.'

'My uncle turned into a zombie because he ate a sandwich at a gas station. He now eats people at gas stations.'

'The virus came through my TV and killed my dog. Now my dog is a zombie and wants my head.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A crazy virus from Seattle that took over your brain and made you want to eat people. It spread everywhere, turned the whole world into a zombie wasteland, and destroyed the U. S. in 2018. The last human was probably crying in a bunker.

'My mom turned into a zombie because she forgot to take her meds. Now she chases me through the grocery store.'

'I got bit by a zombie on my way to work. My boss said I could turn into a zombie and still get paid.'

'My brother tried to save the world and got eaten by a zombie. He now eats zombies in the afterlife.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago